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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

What are some cute stories with your crush?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can Djokovic climb the mountain? - Roland Garros

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?