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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:59

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds
What are some cute stories with your crush?
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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